What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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