I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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