scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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