You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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