You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Randomize