Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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