found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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