About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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