you mean i was at the winter classic?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she pinky promised me she was 18
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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