It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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