i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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