Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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