but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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