That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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