She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize
