I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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