But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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