Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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