Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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