There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
This is the high leading the old right now
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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