Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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