How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
