bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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