we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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