How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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