And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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