Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You need Xanax blowdarts
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Randomize
