I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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