Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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