Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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