no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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