meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
