thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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