Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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