i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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