if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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