i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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