im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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