Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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