It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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