Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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