Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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