i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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