Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
you traded sex for a burrito?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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