Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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