I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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