You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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