I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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