soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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