but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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