love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
