Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I need a hoe opinion
go on
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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