we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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