he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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