What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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