Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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