yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
