Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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