i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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