I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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