I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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